Buckle up, buttercup — you’ve just stumbled into the rolling circus otherwise known as the Natural Born Stoics Hall of Fame’s most unpredictable crew. We’re the MooseCanKnuckle Random Racers: a band of road-seasoned, middle-aged legends with just enough wisdom to survive, and just enough mischief to make survival optional.

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Our “races” don’t always involve finish lines — or roads, for that matter. One day we’re carving a path through a forgotten mountain pass; the next, we’re navigating a goat trail to an unpronounceable village in search of the world’s best roadside stew. If it’s obscure, off the beaten path, or possibly illegal in three jurisdictions, odds are we’ve plotted it on our map… upside-down.

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We thrive on camaraderie, bad jokes, and collecting the kind of memories that can’t be explained to HR or your better half. We’re not here for trophies (unless they’re shaped like a moose holding a bourbon, scotch or beer). We’re here for the roar of the engine, the clink of a cold drink, the sound of a rushing river and the laughter that echoes louder than our exhaust and panting breathe.

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This is not a club for the timid, the easily offended, or anyone who thinks a “road trip” involves an itinerary and matching polo shirts. We fuel ourselves on chaos, curiosity, and stories that grow a little taller each time they’re told.

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So, if you’ve got a sturdy sense of humor, a thirst for adventure, and a willingness to follow a questionable GPS pin just to see what’s there, welcome aboard. The MooseCanKnuckle Random Racers are revved, reckless, and ready — and the next random ride is always calling our name.

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To join the MooseCanKnuckle Race Team and be a potential Natural Born Stoic Hall of Famer, the bare minimum to apply is an apparel purchase.

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Once that is received, please send a picture of you wearing the apparel, a small BIO of yourself with the adventures you have done (with pics), and a brief description of why you feel our team is a fit for your lifestyle.